Something A Dog From The Internet Would Say
Griffin . Seattle . I made people leave my birthday party because the Parks finale was on.


Reid Scott as Ted on New Girl’s 4x01 “The Last Wedding”

yeah i stopped watching new girl but then this cutie was on new girl so guess what i watched an episode of new girl

ladies of lost: shannon rutherford

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

Truly one of the greats


teacher: cite your sources in this essay




Ugh I just want parks to be back and to find out that Leslie burned down all the national parks


I am insanely honored to announce that I am writing/acting in a movie that Seth Rogen is attached to star in and Adam McKay is attached to direct. That is obviously the coolest sentence I’ve ever written. These humans are heroes to me and now I get to play in the same world as Seth, Adam, Evan Goldberg, Point Grey, Gary Sanchez and Good Universe. This is going to be fucking awesome. Seth, Evan and Adam’s quotes from the press release say it best-

Rogen and Goldberg: “Every 2,000 years, the planets of our galaxy align in a perfect line that funnels the cosmic energies of the universe to flow into one perfect comedic collaboration. The time is now. This is that project. Nothing will ever be the same. McKay and Schwartz are real smart, well-endowed guys, and we couldn’t be more excited to be working with them.”

McKay: “Evan and Seth have been doing amazing things and we’re so excited to work with them. Ben, not so much. Most of my problems with him are personal ones, but I have to give it up. He did come up with a great idea.”



this needs to be in the history books

Was there ever someone, on SNL, that you wanted to play, but you didn’t get a chance to play them?



my halloween costume tbh

my day to day outfit

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